Clark Griswold’s classic rant is now your most favorite shirt! Can’t you just repeat it word for word? “This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.”
Happy holidays from Crazy Dog Tshirts! Your loved ones will love finding one of tees wrapped under the tree this year. Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanzaa or winter solstice, we have a tee for everyone! Drink some eggnog in one of our festive, ugly Christmas sweater tees at your xmas party and give a funny shirt as a white elephant or secret Santa present. Beat the cold and snow and bundle up in one of our cozy hoodies to kiss your loved one under the mistletoe. Expecting a baby this season? We have cute maternity tee shirts and baby rompers. Your whole family will be stylin’ while taking a sleigh ride, building a snowman, or decorating your house with tinsel and holly.Why Choose a Crazy Dog T-shirt?
We have searched far and wide for the perfect t shirts for our fans and customers! We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on. All of our tees are screen printed in the U.S. We pride ourselves in high quality and want our t-shirts to be the first out of your drawer every time!
Do you suffer from lack of conversation starters?
Well suffer no more! Our funny tees are the perfect gift ideas whether it’s for a Christmas gift, birthday present or any other occasion that you will get a laugh.
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Exclusive Crazy Dog T-shirt branded tee designed and printed in the USA. We use the highest grade plasticol ink and state of the art equipment to ensure vibrant colors and lasting durability. Our unbeatable tees are the perfect gift for any occasion and the prices can’t be beat!
Professionally printed super soft funny and awesome tees. Our vintage lightweight fitted tees are made from ultra soft ringspun cotton to get that comfortable fit and feel. Once you put this shirt on, you won’t want to take it off.
Satisfaction guaranteed! Great Fit; Chose your size before you buy. Larger sizes are available – 3XL 4XL and 5XL – for most designs. If you are unsatisfied with the fit, we will provide an immediate exchange.
Machine washable (wash inside out in cold water, hang dry). Perfect Christmas gift idea, birthday present or treating yourself to the best graphic shirt.
This listing is for a men’s tee; check out our other listings for this design in women’s and youth sizes.